Sunday, March 24, 2013

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK:THE EU

This was a no brainer this week as the EU may have single handedly destroyed any faith people once had in our banking system. This could get ugly fast. Let's see those runner ups in a surprisingly douchebag free week.

1)De'Marquise Elkins- Not to sound too racist but when you see that name, what race do you think of? If you said Icelandic, you'd be way off. This high ultimate douchebag committed one of the single biggest atrocities one can ever commit and I am not talking about the producer of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." No this brain power is now facing the chair at seventeen for mugging a woman and when she said she had no money, shot her in the leg and her thirteen month old baby in the face. WTF? Have we become so desensitized that an infant is now fair game? This dick will never see the light of day, but his 14 year old accomplice will be out be the time he is 21. He should be sitting on Elkins lap when they juice his sorry ass. I hope they both get raped in prison many, many times.

2)New England Fisherman- I come from a long line of fisherman in my family. Hell, my cousin Mel used to take us out on his fishing trawler on weekends to catch cod on the Grand Banks. Cod was so plentiful they'd practically jump in the boat. Now the area is closed due to overfishing and rapidly dwindling stocks. This week, the government put strict limits for this years catch that will put many of the fishing fleets out of business. They of course bitched to high heaven with spurious arguments that sounded incredibly stupid. One spokesperson said they needed more fisherman because the fish were getting harder to catch. The reason being they are getting harder to catch is that there are less of them, dumb ass. This is everything that is wrong with this country. When we hear something we don't like, we try to come up with some alternate method that is usually dumber than the original proposition, like fisherman complaining that their livelihood is being decimated. The facts are that fishing stocks are dropping by as much as 90% in some areas, almost all of which is due to overfishing and bottom trawling that is destroying sea life. Pretty soon there won't be any fish left and everyone is out of work then. Time to find a new job, like the rest of us schmucks. Add to that the high acidification destroying coral stocks world wide and we are facing a real disaster. The reason being is the record high CO2 is destroying the waters, you know that carbon problem which the right refuses to admit. Nevermind the fact that we can see what it is doing but to them, it's God's way of telling us homosexuality is a sin. Good grief.

3)Winter- The winter that won't end keeps going. And yes for all you diehard climate skeptics, more moisture in the air, caused by climate change, will make for more serious storms, especially when cold arctic air is added into the mix. There are still above average temperatures world wide we have to worry about which number as high as 10 high records for every low. The climate is changing and not for the better as scientists have said that the carbon footprint we carry is increasing and the chances of keeping the temperatures to below a 2 degree increase by 2100 is not possible anymore. The higher that number gets, the worse things will be. I know a few degrees sounds like a small number, but even one degree can have serious consequences to our fragile ecosphere. The world may be an awful place to live come the end of the century. And with long ages possible due to scientific breakthroughs, perhaps upwards of 150 years, some of us may see it in a world stuffed to the hilt with people.

4)Syria- Rumors are circling that Assad has been killed by one of his own bodyguards. There is no confirmation of that story however. What is not in question is that in the town of Khan al-Assal, somebody, rebel or Assad, used chemical weapons for the first time. Chlorine gas was reportedly used and 26 died, all Syrian soldiers. As soldiers were hit the most likely culprits were the rebels, possibly even Al-Queda. But one cannot discount Assad hitting his own troops and then blaming the rebels to get much needed support from the international community. Israel also fired into Syria today, the disputed Golan Heights, after machine gun fire was aimed at Israeli troops, a dangerous escalation. Again, no one known whether rebel or Assad forces were responsible.

5)North Korea- This week, these douchebags put out another video showing DC in flames. They have done just about everything but spit on our face. They better tone things down because I expect the US is spoiling for a fight right about to now to distract us from the crappy economic news they media keeps sugar coating for us. It's still Taco Bell no matter how you dress it up.


6)DHS- Congress has finally gotten on the ball and is asking DHS and man in drag, Janet Napolitano, why they need billions of rounds of hollow point bullets. As a matter of fact between DHS, the Forest Service, the IRS and millions of people nationwide, bullet shortages have happened to such an extent that some police forces are running out. The DHS is still sticking with their "training purposes" bullshit, which I have conformed as a terrible lie, and Congress is not buying it. It is about time.

7)The Tea Party-This week a video surfaced from Nancy's Pelosi's daughter, Alexandra, who is turning into one hell of a documentary film maker. Her latest was to show just how brainless we have become by asking members of the Tea Party, who are demanding cuts at the top of the lungs, what they would cut from government spending. Every single one could not name one program to cut other than politicians salaries and overseas spending which account for less than 1% of the actual budget. Everything else was off the table. This is why we have elected officials who are supposed to make adult decisions but as of late have been stuck in partisan bickering which is destroying the country. The fact that the electorate is too stupid to understand, well, just about anything at this point, does not bode well. It is the very reason why we have such moronic individuals still in power. Speaking of....
bible satan
8)Republicans- Still living in some 1950's fantasy world, the GOP was at it again this week. We saw Paul Ryan's plan go up in flames again. The right tried to repeal Obamacare for the 36th time, with no results, costing the American taxpayer more money for fighting against something that cannot be changed. It is the exact same thing with Diane Fienstein fighting against gun laws that a majority of this country does not want repealed. It is all a terrible waste of eveyrone's time. But the GOP was back in crazy mode with stalwarts like Michelle Bachmann (R-MN)leading the charge. During her speech at CPAC this week, she stated that Obama wastes $1.4 billion on dog walkers and chefs, 70% of food stamps go to "bureaucrats," and that scientists could cure Alzheimer's if only we didn't have so many regulations and taxes. None of that is even remotely true. Yet, people keep voting for her. Sigh. When CNN tried to talk to her after the speech, she literally ran away. Rush Limbaugh complimented Beyonce's new song "Bow Down" as what all women should do for their men, even though that is NOT what the song is about (it's about the music critics, dumb ass). Steve Stockman (R-TX) went off on his Twitter account this week about why liberals hate science. He actually said that as if that is even remotely possible. He went off on slamming the left for using oil based products while fighting against them, using "Bronze Age wind power," Oliver North repeated the debunked theory that Iraqi WMD's were moved to the Sudan before US troops got there, which is why Fox News viewers are some of the most misinformed people in the world. And then there was the Bible series on the History channel, which is odd as the Bible is barely history at that. In it, the devil shows up as seen in the picture above. Tell me he doesn't look exactly like the President. This is what some of the loonier sites had to say from the National Memo:

Right-wing conspiracy repository WorldNetDaily viewed the similarity as the latest in a long series of signs that President Obama is Beelzebub, the Biblical “Lord of the Flies.”

Not to be outdone, right-wing radio host Rick Wiles posited, “I think God guided the hand of the makeup artist and blinded the eyes of everybody on the movie set while it was being recorded, and the spiritual blinders were removed Sunday night when the program was broadcast nationally on the History Channel.”

Or, the producers are right wing lunatics who saw this as a chance to slam the President once more. These are the exact same people who bitched to high heaven when W's head was seen on a pike in Game or Thrones. But this is fine. Please.

9)The EU- This group may actually be the most destructive force since Hitler. Our banking structure is based on faith and faith alone. The dollar itself is worth nothing. We accept that is worth something because the government tells us so. But what happens when that faith is shattered? We may soon find out because our entire banking structure teeters on a knife's edge due to their unbelievable greed in Cyprus and the EU. After the attempted theft of all bank accounts there went belly up, Cyprus and the EU and scrambling to find a solution. They have raised the possibility of still stealing from everyone's account to just large depositors. In other words, they have run out of ideas how to keep things humming without any real change. The band aids are no longer working and the elites do not want to part with any of their ill gotten gains. Europe is failing as manufacturing disappears which should sound awfully familiar as it is happening here with equally disastrous results. Banks are limiting withdrawals at all ATM's to 100 euros and Cyprus banks will be closed until at least Tuesday. Russia and England are warning their citizens to get all their money out of the banks as soon as possible or risk a total loss. A bank run seems inevitable. Some are saying this could be the equivalent of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand which started both WW1 and WW2. Joy. As someone bet over a billion dollars that the EU would collapse in the next two weeks, that doesn't sound like such a stupid idea. Cyprus may be forced out of the EU, the entire world banking structure could unravel if the derivative market tanks (which may happen if other countries start falling like dominoes) and bank runs may happen everywhere. Tomorrow will be a telling day for the future. Let us hope some sort of idea is reached but I wouldn't hold my breath as the steps necessary to fix things would require arrests, major changes and debt forgiveness. So congratulations to the EU for destroying the planet's faith in banks. You are indeed douchebag of the week.

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