I think it is safe to say that the police force at this point has gone way too far and maybe we should be talking about a drastic de-escalation of our laws and our police force. This week alone has seen several high profile beatings, several executions and way too many to count cases of police stupidity. If this was any other group, severe restrictions would have already been in place and if we don't do something soon, the good cops who actually do their jobs well (and who do exist) are going to be lumped in with the rest of these losers who need to be fired stat. Let's see those runner ups.
9)Jodi Ernst- One of the dumbest women on the face of this earth, and currently a junior Senator from Iowa, tried to tell the world this week that Jesus hates poor people and used a parable in the Bible to back up her claim. Unfortunately, as someone who has read the Bible a billion times, I knew exactly what passage she was taking about and knew immediately she has misread the whole thing as Jesus was talking about wasting money not picking on poor people, as if that was even possible. This woman is dumber than the pigs she used to castrate. Way to go Iowa. Way to go.
8)Carly Fiorina- Another candidate for dumbest woman on the planet, this brain power is seriously thinking about running for President, making Sarah Palin the second stupidest woman to seek high office. For those who do not know, Fiorina ran HP into the ground and was fired in 2005. She was also voted one of the top twenty worst CEO's in American history. Wow. Her attempt to become a Senator in CA resulted in a walloping and even Fox News didn't take her seriously, actively destroying her in one segment when she refused to answer the simplest of questions. My favorite this week is when she blamed environmentalists for the "man-made" drought in CA, deftly ignoring all the scientific data to the contrary. Some pundits say she could be the answer to Hillary but only if Hillary has a stroke and becomes severely brain damaged. I may not like Hillary, but this woman is a joke.
6)Rolling Stone- This magazine, like almost every other one it seems, has become a parody of itself. Once known for hard hitting journalism, it has fallen on hard times, terrible stories, questionable reviews (five stars for the new U2 album? Really? And I like U2.) and the worst investigative reporting on Earth. They were forced to completely retract their rape story on the campus of the University of Virginia after which they fired their entire editorial staff. Oh wait, actually no one got fired. Not the editor. Not the reporter. No one. This is how life works now in this country. 90% of us have to walk on eggshells, worried that the smallest thing will get us fired, but have a cushy job and you can kill someone and not worry about repercussions. Fuck off Rolling Stone and go back to reviewing really shitty music that you give glowing reviews to, like the last Kanye West album.
5)Hillary Clinton- Not to woman bash on this site today (I still love you Liz Warren), but Hillary is about to announce her candidacy and the world waits with bated breath and ZZZZZZZZZZZ. I was at a party last night with a lot of left leaning individuals and no one was really thrilled with this choice. They hate the GOP side but Hillary wasn't exactly making them do a dance either. I hope we find someone, anyone, who might blind side her, as Obama did, and leave her bleeding on the side of the campaign trail once again. No more dynasties please.
3)Missouri- Why must the dumbest people all seem to reside in all the red states? This week, a bill with no hope of passage was introduced that would prevent people on food stamps from using it to buy chips, soda, cookies, steak or seafood. WTF? Why is it okay to tell poor people how to live their lives but then have a fit and fall in it whenever someone tries to do the same to you? And you can guess which party put forth this onerous bill. How come all the red states get more money than they pull in yet constantly harp about the takers in this country? Pot, kettle, black guys.
2)Kansas-The only state dumber than Missouri right now which the people who reside there have no one to blame but themselves. How stupid do you have to be to re-elect a governor who has proceeded to ruin the state for the last four years? Unlike Missouri, they actually did pass a law that would restrict welfare users from using their money at places like tattoo parlors, nail salons and movie theaters. So these people should just sit home all day and count their lucky stars they are not homeless I guess. It's their money, let them do what they want with it. You know what isn't not allowed? Guns. Of course. Not only that, but they also removed all laws for concealed carry so that now anyone can do so without all that intrusive eight hours of course work before. How soon before someone gets shot doing something stupid?