Sunday, September 22, 2013

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: REPUBLICANS

Going for the second week in a row, the GOP takes the grand prize hands done for doing everything possible to destroy the economy all in the hopes of dinging President Blacky. It really is starting to look VERY racist at this point and becoming quite sad, especially for any idiot still voting for these uber-morons. Let's see those runner ups.

1)The Tax Lien Industry- These fuckwads are stealing people's home due to a complete lack of regulation (you know the same crap the GOP whines about constantly against) for as little as as a $44 tax owed. Companies are legally buying up debt owned by people, mostly the elderly, tacking on huge fines and penalties, and eventually using that minuscule debt to foreclose on people's home. Houses worth as much as $300,000 are being seized for small amounts of money owed and the occupants are thrown out into the street. I abhor violence but in this case defending your home from people stealing them has to be stopped by any means possible. When someone shows up to take what is rightfully yours, defend it at all costs. That's what a 107 year old man did which cost him his life, what little was left of it. We need more like him.

2)Cops- This week was not a good week for police involved in shootings. In North Carolina, Officer Randal Kendrick shot an unarmed black man ten times for having the audacity to run towards him at night after being involved in a car accident. No freeze warning. NO taser. Just ten bullets into an innocent man. Swell. Needless to say, even the cops couldn't ignore this and as a result, Kendrick has been charged with voluntary manslaughter. It wasn't helped by a panicky woman who called 911 to report a black man breaking into her house, when in reality he was looking for someone to call 911 to help him after an accident. She said a man was banging on her door, and thinking it was her husband, opened the door. Finding a black man there instead, she went into full on black hysteria mode, not helped by the media or the fact that black people are killing white people in large numbers lately, and never listened to anything he was saying like "help me," or "call 911," which is what all burglars do of course. Not all black people are trying to kill you lady and had you listened rather than panicked, Johnathan Ferrel might still be alive.

And then there is this story out of NYC where police AGAIN missed a target standing less than six feet away and instead shot two innocent people, one in the butt and the other shattering a woman's femur (ouch). How do you miss at six feet? If you are a NYC police officer, stats over the last decade show they only hit their targets from that range at around 40% of the time. That is terrible. I know blind people who can shoot better than that. And the higher the range gets, the less likely they are to hit you. So for any criminal reading this in the NYC area, know that most police officers can't hit the broad side of a barn. And for any citizen reading this, if you see a cop go for his gun, duck quick because they WILL hit you instead of what they are aiming at.

3)Aaron Alexis- Yet another douchebag who instead of seeking help, decided firing wildly into a crowd of people was a much better idea. At least people are finally picking up on the fact that the problem isn't guns but mental health as Alexis was another in a long line of psycho's killing people. A recent poll by Gallop said that mental health issues was a bigger problem than gun control, with the latter issue dripping almost ten points from earlier this year after Newtown, CT. These people need to be monitored, some with drugs, some with therapy, some with being locked into a little rubber room, but enough with nutbags walking the streets already.

4)The media- As always, the media did a terrible job reporting facts in the shooting. The multiple shooters that never existed I can accept as eyewitness testimony is lousy at best but inventing guns that never existed is going too far. First, the story was, he had an AR-15. Then, it changed to he found the gun on a security guard. Then, according to CNN (gag), the weapon became the non-existent AR-15 shotgun. And lastly, we discover there never was an AR-15 at all. Where the shooter was, how he got in, and pretty much every other fact got mangled in the media's desire to out-scoop the other, destroying their credibility. My site reported facts and specifically said what was conjecture and what was true. The media became yet another game of Telephone which, as always, ended badly. Never believe anything these guys say.

5)Diana Feinstein- This cunt is becoming a regular on this site and is without a doubt, the most loathed democrat in office. Not letting facts get in the way of any tragedy, immediately after the shooting, Senator Busybody got in everyone's face over the evils of the AR-15 and guns like it and how the world would be a safer place if we got rid of them. Not only was there never an AR-15 to begin with, now officially the bogeyman of semi-automatic weapons, but the fact that this happened in yet another "gun free" zone should make even the most stringent anti-gun crusader look at this and wonder of they should rethink their position. Gun free zones are exactly what psychos and terrorists look for: soft targets. Can we please let law abiding citizens carry guns where ever they want, and if they are used for illegal practices, use the full force of the law upon their heads? Problem solved.

6)Muslim Extremists- Determined to face the wrath of a world getting really tired of their antics, these fucknuts have taken hostages in a mall in Kenya, an issue still going on as of this writing. Look, I don't care what religion you follow or what you believe. But when you start forcing your idiotic beliefs on me, much like the American Taliban is trying here to do to gay rights and abortion, I get pissed quick. You are free to believe what you want. You do not have the right to force me into your insanity. The entire Muslim people is one big terrorist attack away from the world laser focusing on everyone and then it's genocide. I certainly DO NOT want to see that as billions of innocents will die. But my God people, if Muslims want to see the next decade, start fighting against this crap because your lives are definitely at risk. When Buddhists want you dead, you have gone way too far.

7)Republicans- If anyone is still voting for these morons, God help us all. This week these devious bastards decided to strip food stamps from millions of people by re-instating the three months only rule for people without dependents. That's right people, if you are on food stamps and can't find a job in three months, food stamps will end if the GOP gets their way. This will create a huge amount of starvation in this country and the Republicans do not care. Luckily, it has no chance of passing. Then, for the 42nd time, the House passed a budget while getting rid of Obamacare. Again, this has no hope of passage in the democrat controlled Senate. We can thank God for that, because otherwise, our health care system would be even worse than it is now. The GOP put out their ideas for healthcare reform this week that would set up health care exchanges, limit malpractice suits and allow insurance companies to sell across state lines. No protection for those with pre-existing problems or health insurance for those who can't afford it. And while all three ideas are not horrible from the right, they are not nearly enough to fix a situation rapidly running off the rails. The worst thing they have done is tie this Obamacare defunding to running the government which may lead to a government shutdown which worked really badly against them 1996. Democrats would love to see it again as the polls show most would blame the right for the shutdown, and as the military would NOT be getting paid, would present a huge backlash against supporting the troops and huge victory for the left in 2014. With the debt ceiling also approaching, the GOP could really wreck the economy as stock market jitters are directly related to this bickering, just like the last few times they tried it. If the GOP sticks to their guns, the country may just go down for the count, permanently this time. So for anyone voting for these assholes, just stop already. You are killing us. So congrats to the Republican party and anyone stupid enough to keep supporting them for you are indeed douchebag of the week.

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