Let's start with the big kahunas, Obama and John Kerry. When Kerry was asked how to avoid war with Syria earlier this week at a press conference, he snidely responded to a reporter that only if Syria got rid of all it's chemical weapons by the end of the week would they even consider that, not that that was ever going to happen he snorted. Perhaps not understanding dickish behavior, the Syrian agreed to do just that with the Russian's support. Obama then went on to say the only reason the Syrians gave in was the threat of missile attacks, to which I say bullocks. They were far more worried that Russia would stop supplying them with weapons and doom the regime. Obama must think none of us can read or think for ourselves.
The Republicans then went out of their way for condemning the President for making us look weak and not attacking Syria, which they were NOT going to vote for anyway. Oh the irony. There was a full court press from such idiots as Tucker Carlson (who keeps hiring this ass?), Sean Hannity and other Fox news bullshit about the whole thing comparing Obama yet again to Jimmy Carter, not realizing that it was W's idiocy that destroyed our credibility world wide, not to mention the economy of the planet. I am smart enough to know that a lot of democrats are fucking dickwads. How come Republicans don't see the same thing with their party?
Speaking of dickwads, the Three Amigos, Michelle Bachmann, Louis Golmert and Steve King held a bizarre press conference in Egypt thanking the military for overthrowing the Muslim Brotherhood, otherwise known in GOP circles as the Obama Group. Why are we sending the three stupidest people in the country to Egypt to talk to their people? Are we sending Pauly Shore to Iran next for high level talks? How about Dennis Rodman as a North Korean envoy? THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? Christ I need to sit down. If SNL was on this week, this would be a great sketch. The fact it actually happened is mindblowing.
And then we have people like George Zimmerman whose latest antics is making every black person dance with glee at the prospect that he may yet go to jail. This past week, he was involved in some sort of altercation with his soon to be ex-wife where he allegedly hit his father in law, broke his wife's I-pad and threatened them with a gun. No gun was found at the scene, his father in law had a small bruise on his nose that is NOT from someone getting punched, unless he hits like a little girl (which may be true), and the wife's story fell apart upon any sort of scrutiny. Let me get this fact straight: I don't like Zimmerman. But he got a fair trial and the evidence wasn't there to convict. That being said, he better realize that much like OJ, he can't behave like he used to. He can't even speed because cops will pull him over once they realize who he is. His wife seems like quite the shrew too as her story sounded fishy from the first moment I heard it. Zimmerman's no saint, but if he's smart, he'll leave the South and move to Montana or Maine. Florida is done with him.
Perhaps the single biggest moment in American stupidity happened right here in my home state of MA this week when some unbelievably stupid individual decided to hold a fire drill at Logan Airport on 9/11. People flying in saw this burning plane on a side runway with firefighters putting it out and became understandable alarmed. Who schedules a fire drill on 9/11 from one of the airports the alleged terrorists took off from? Someone who probably doesn't have a job anymore. Local press caught up with Governor Deval Patrick (who has been an excellent governor by the way) who was practically speechless for a comment. This is what I imagine happened soon after.
The Governor picks up the phone and calls the head of MA Port Authority "Hi is this David Mackey, the head of the Port Authority? Governor Patrick here. Funny story, I was just accosted by a gaggle of reporters who wanted to know why some dumbass would schedule a drill at Logan Airport on 9/11. Call me crazy but that day seems, I don't know, a little sensitive maybe. And you know what? I looked like kind of a dick as a result. A DICK! ARE YOU ON DRUGS MACKEY, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR WHAT A COMPLETE ASSHOLE YOU ARE. WHAT KIND OF MORON DECIDES 9/11 WAS THE RIGHT DATE FOR THIS? WAS IT YOU? IF IT WAS I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE YOUR JOB JUST WENT BYE BYES!"
Someone is getting fired. It probably won't be Mackey, but you have to figure he got chewed out by the Governor who then reamed some lower level lackey until it stopped with someone getting axed. Low man on the totem pole and all that. All in all, an incredibly stupid moment in a week filled with them. Awesome.
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