DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: FUCKING DONALD TRUMP AGAIN!

I have just about it with Orange Hitler and his garbage. Even worse all the assholes out there STILL supporting this guy. How stupid are you to think this guy is doing anything right at this point? He is literally laughing at us while he puts us in the ground. In just the last few days he was has come up with two DOA proposals, health care (somehow worse than the last one) and tax reform that even Republicans say is never going to happen. On top of that, he reneged on yet another promise and allowed NAFTA to keep standing, opened up some national parks to drilling, we still aren't sure the government is going to stay open past Saturday and North Korea is a huge problem that this shit covered Muppet fart has no idea how to fix. Let's see those runner ups in a shortened week.

10)Nordstrom's- In what can only be described as the worst clothing choice since bell bottoms or pretty much anything worn in the early seventies, comes this idiotic piece in which jeans comes pre-dirty and cost an eye popping $425. What kind of moron buys a pair of pants that look like you shit yourself something fierce? Is there really a market for the snowflake generation to look "manly," ie "homeless?" Here's a cheaper alternative: buy a cheap pair of jeans and roll around the mud with them. Congratulations, you just saved $400. Anyone caught wearing these should be thrown in the mud for real.

9)Alex Jones- I will admit I kind of like Alex Jones. Yes, he's a blowhard who yells way too much and two thirds of his stuff is garbage, like Pizzagate, and the yes they were real events of the Boston Bombers and Sandy Hook attacks. But, to be fair, he has also broken some big stories that the MSM ignored. We live in way too much a bubble on both sides of the political aisle now and few read what the other side has to say. But, this week Alex Jones went WAY too far and in the midst of a bitter custody battle and divorce which is not going well, slammed Chobani yogurt for hiring refugees and immigrants and suggesting that was why rapes and murders were happening across the country, It was not true and now they are now suing for slander. You don't need to make stuff up right now to be relevant, Alex. But as long as you keep pushing Trump and his idiotic agenda, I will have to put you on the crazy shelf for a while,

8)United Airlines- At this point, you would have to drag me across broken glass to get on a United flight. I majorly disliked the airline before but now I would rather sit in a bus with the winners of the stinkiest feet competition than sit in first class instead. This week, in what seems like a never ending story of debacles there, they somehow killed a huge prized winning rabbit that has just gotten a clean bill of health not three hours before getting on the plane. Now the bunny is dead, the body missing and you have to wonder what is going on here. The airline swear the bunny got off the plane alive but died while waiting to get picked up. As they have either lost the corpse or are refusing to give it back is unknown but the owner, who is out a lot of money for what was going to be the world's largest rabbit, wants an autopsy done, which may be hard if all they get back is a rotting corpse. Fly United at your own peril.

7)Berkeley and other left wing protests- Ann Coulter was forced to cancel an appearance at the college due to threats from increasingly violent anti-fascists. This was inevitable because neither party has done dick to change anything for decades now and people have had it. I don't agree with shutting down free speech on anyone no matter how bad it is and this is censorship pure and simple. We cannot keep doing this and expect a free and open society. However, that being said, I also get why this is happening. Read JFK's quote about revolutions and my predictions about this and you will see that it was going to happen because the government refuses to change except for further right wing nonsense, regardless of who is in power. Obama did little for left wing causes and as a result, violence is going to keep happening. A parade was cancelled in Portland for threats against a Republican group set to march. This, unlike Berkeley, I wholeheartedly agree with. You have a right to speak anywhere you have been invited. You have a right to march in certain contexts, even if you are the KKK or Nazi's. But a parade that has NOTHING to do with politics, that you yourself is politicizing, that shit stops now. Anywhere this happens, do whatever it takes to stop it because no one else is going to. Not the government, not the media, not the police, just you. We have to step up the fight now, even using threats of violence, or even violence, to get what we want. But pick your battles people because shutting down free speech is not the answer.

6)The Democrats- I FUCKING HATE certain democrats, worse than a lot of Republicans. Two of them, elder females who I will literally dance when they die, are Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein, Both are up for re-election next year and anyone voting for either of these two in the primaries should shoot themselves first to save us the horror. These two are TERRIBLE, CORRUPT cuntwads who should be taking a dirt nap instead of fucking up the country for the rest of us. This week, Pelosi gave another in a long string of unintelligible speeches where she mispronounced many, many words, slurred others and either is a drunk or she's having a stroke. Either way, she is no longer up for this job. Feinstein was even worse showing up at a town hall that was one of the worst I have ever seen. She was petulant, short and mean, her answers sucked, and she insulted her constituents regularly. When hammered about healthcare she said she wasn't ready to embrace single payer which resulted in a flurry of boos from those of us who want it. The most stunning moment was when someone asked her about Bernie Sanders when she shot back with venom that he wasn't a real democrat. Her aide immediately ushered her from the room at that point in a moment straight out of the film My Fellow Americans. In the scene the VP is digging his own grave accidentally insulting a black guy over and over. The aide comes over and says "Right this way sir." "Is there a problem?" the VP asked. "Not if you come with me right now," he responded. Feinstein got the same treatment after idiotically slamming the most popular person even aligned with the democrats right now. Stop voting for idiots America.

5)North Korea- This week in the rouge nation, midget boy with the fucked up hair attacked the ocean in a brutal display of force that accomplished absolutely nothing. The largest artillery display ever was launched but it's not like America was going to see him firing off the equivalent of a large bottle rocket and expect us to be impressed. We weren't and neither was anyone else. We are still are the brink of war and now that the THAAD missile system is up and operational, an attack is even more likely. The good news, is this system might actually mean a lot less dead on out side. North Korea however, if attacked and going to get blown back to Mars.

4)General Flynn- He had a bad week. I said when he first retroactively applied for foreign agent status that unless he had immunity, he could be charged with a felony. He tried to get it and failed and now it does look like looming charges against are going to happen. He took money from the Russians, never told anyone about it and now is in serious trouble because of it. Unless he has something on Trump, he's might be going to jail.

3)Ivanka Trump- I am growing to rapidly dislike her after watching some of her recent interviews. Chelsea Clinton drove me nuts for never seeming to accomplish anything while getting paid huge sums of money for doing nothing. Ivanka Trump, on the other hand, has done quite a bit. However, when I listen to her talk I realized she never says anything. She is very good at double speak, which is a way of sounding like you are agreeing or disagreeing with someone without actually doing either. She said she was doing exactly that in her book some years back. She is NOT champing anything women related and has mentioned little as to how to accomplish any of this. She got booed in Germany when she idiotically tried to say her father was women's rights advocate this week as well as a report that says she uses slave labor in some of her clothing factories. The best was that her clothing line is selling so poorly, some distributors are removing her name and re-branding it under a more generic title. The Trump name is no longer seen favorably and I have a feeling as time goes on, people are going to start burning them as well.

2)Trump Supporters- How stupid are you America? I keep hearing from dumbass after dumbass that we should give the president a chance to succeed before we start rooting for him to fail. Except for the fact that just about everything this man has done has been a complete reversal of everything he said on the trail. I was pissed when Obama did this so why aren't you? His plans have all benefited the super wealthy from healthcare to taxes and still these mouthbreathers are all for him. ASSHOLES! You do get the longer you support this dick the worse it is going to get? You're all going to be out of work, with no health insurance, no savings, and eventually, no food or shelter. This is what you want? REALLY? Wake the FUCK up!! This guy is dangerous, the Republicans want you dead and all the money has to go to the rich and not you. Yet, you still vote for the reddest guy you can. Keep it up and there will be a civil war and don't think for one second that the left doesn't have a fuckload of guns. Grow a pair and stand up to the GOP and the Democrats and demand real change. What we've gotten from both is lies and less rights. Stop voting for almost all Republicans (minus the potty trained ones like Gov. Baker and John Kasich) and the corporate democrats and maybe we can start getting something done. Or we die. Your choice.

1)Donald Fucking Trump- Orange Hitler had another bad week. He got a health care plan that could maybe barely make it through the House but has zero chance in the Senate. His tax plan has just as much of a chance of passage as me sleeping with Sofia Vagara AND Salma Hayek while JLaw waits in the wings. It would blow a hole in the deceit a mile wide while basically shafting the middle class. For a guy who got elected as a populist, he sucks. He should have made even token gestures to the poorer people, and his ardent supporters, but so far has done nothing but piss in their direction, which they happily accept mouth wide open. He flip flopped on NAFTA which made the far right very angry today. He opened the door to drilling in our national parks which as we all know is the top priority for everyday Americans everywhere. I can't tell you how many times someone stops me and says he sure wishes Trump would ruin our park system and our environment. Oh wait, that has never happened ever. Yet, he keeps crowing how great he is and how everything is awesome and he's done more than any President ever at this point, a fact that is provably untrue. He is an unmitigated disaster and if you can't see that, you are dumber than he is. His recent interview with AP news was horrific in which he never said anything, like his stupid daughter. Half the time he didn't even use real words such some mumbling that Seth Myers turned into a fucked up game of Mad Libs. And he's the president?!! God help us all. If North Korea doesn't kill us first, his domestic policies will. Congratulations Donald Trump, you are indeed douchebag of the week.