Sunday, November 4, 2012

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: OLD PEOPLE

I do not know what in the hell is wrong with baby boomers, but they got an extra dose of stupid when God made them. They make up a majority of everything that is wrong with this country and if this continues I may suggest a Logan's Run type alternative to end this madness these fuckwads are putting on us. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Cops and tasers- In what is becoming a world wide epidemic at this point, cops everywhere are using taser guns for the absolutely worst reasons. At what point is it acceptable to use a stun gun like a party favor? If you live in Lancashire, England, all you need is a blind guy, some idiot cops and a cane. After reports of a man with a Samurai sword were being investigated, Lancashire's finest shot Colin Farmer in the back with 50,000 volts. Farmer, who was blind and carrying a cane after a recent stroke, shouted "I'm blind" as the two police officers handcuffed him. Guess who's getting sued, now?

Back home, a New Mexico cop tasered a ten year old boy who refused to wash his car. Really? Is that the level of bull we have to deal with when interacting with yet another cop with a huge chip on his shoulder.This is from PoorRichards Blog:

The report notes that the officer approached a group of boys and asked which of them wanted to clean his car. When R.D. said he had no desire to clean the patrol vehicle, Officer Chris Webb is claimed to have stated “‘Let me show you what happens to people who do not listen to the police.’”
He then pointed his taser at the boy, according to the report, and fired two barbs directly into the 10-year old’s chest, electrifying him and causing him to blackout.

Webb then extracted the barbs from the child’s chest, leaving scarring ” that look like cigarette burns”. “Instead of calling emergency medical personnel, Officer Webb pulled out the barbs and took the boy to the school principal’s office,” the complaint states. The complaint claims that the boy has suffered mental trauma and night terrors and is now afraid of going to sleep at night for fear he will not wake up again.

Ms Higgins stated in Santa Fe County Court that “No reasonable officer confronting a situation where the need for force is at its lowest, on a playground with elementary age children, would have deployed the Taser in so reckless a manner as to cause physical and psychological injury.”

Higgins is suing on the grounds of battery, failure to render emergency medical care, excessive force, unreasonable seizure, and negligent hiring, training, supervision and retention.

Police guidelines on tasers state that the weapons must only be used as a last resort when an officer is under direct threat. The idea that a 10-year old boy weighing less than 100lbs poses any form of danger to a police officer is a joke.

Numerous studies over recent years have proven that Taser stun guns can cause heart problems and even induce sudden and lethal cardiac arrest.

Webb’s alleged remark to the boy sums up the way many police officers see themselves, as grand overlords that cannot be questioned or challenged. To these people, anyone who reacts in a way they find disagreeable is a viable target for attack, no matter if they are a child, a pregnant woman or a person with a disability.

Earlier this month, two police officers in Texas tasered a man who was having a seizure, causing the 50-year-old to suffer a heart attack and permanent brain damage. The cops were so ill equipped to deal with the situation, that they broke out tasers and shocked a man who was already convulsing on the ground.

As we reported on Infowars Nightly news, it took paramedics 11 minutes to revive the man and bring back his pulse. It is a miracle he is still alive, though he will now have to live with severe disabilities for the rest of his life.

Check out the links above for more stories about our inept police force using tasers in horrific circumstances. Just remember boys in blue, if society falls apart, you guys are the first that are going to get it. Trust with you is at an all time low. Stop acting like Nazi's. You are not the TSA.

2)TSA- Yes another TSA agent is being investigated for child rape bringing the total number to too many for one organization. People are getting really pissed at the Nazi like attitude where the power has gone to their heads. The conditioning these assholes are putting on us has got to stop. The best way to do this is to shun them like no other. Do not serve them in your restaurants. Do not sell them food in your stores. Treat them like the pariahs they are and only then will their behavior change. The TSA are evil bastards and getting stronger. Don't let them unless random full body cavity searches are on your wish list because that is where we are headed.

3)Rex, Georgia police force- These morons get their own listing for single handedly destroying any faith left in cops anywhere. Michael Keely, of Rex, GA, was fixing up his rental property which had recently been occupied by a meth dealer who was recently arrested. Keely was not a meth head or had any knowledge of his occupants dealings. While doing renovations he found eight bags of meth hidden in the walls, so being a good citizen, he called the police. Bad move. The cops arrested him and wife for tampering with evidence (WTF?) and threatened to put their nine year old daughter in foster care while they posted bond. Keely said this afterward, "Now, I will be forever reluctant to pick up the phone and call the police again." I can't tell you how many others have made the same mistake. NEVER call the cops unless it is an absolute emergency and, even then, it might not be the best idea. The police are not the group they once were but are now staffed by power mad psychos and ex-soldiers who should never be beat cops. Welcome to the new thuggery that is our police force. Fear them.

4)Scott Desjardin- A second woman has come forth saying she had an affair, did prescription drugs and smoked pot with this "family values" GOP candidate, who is still in the lead somehow. So this guy cheats on his wife with several women, forces one to have an abortion, even though he is a "pro-life" candidate, does drugs he wants others to go to jail for doing and you assholes are still going to vote for him? I hope anyone who votes for him get cancer and dies a painful death. And your kids.

5)Republicans- It is has been a bad week for the GOP with many seeing the writing on the wall that Romney has little chance in this election. Obama's odds of winning in Vegas stand at 4-5 and Nate Silver has it at 85%, his highest numbers yet. The Hurricane muted Romney something fierce, made Obama look presidential and bi-partisan (especially with former pitbull Chris Christie), and the numbers show it. Plus, Romney has gained zero ground in Ohio over the past few weeks and now looks to lose the state, along with Virginia, NH, Colorado and Nevada. Worse news, his numbers in FL and NC are still showing a dead heat, meaning he could still lose both states. Early voting in both favor the president and that could be enough to give him the win there as well. The Senate looks lost as well as Mourdock's numbers have cratered after his idiotic statement about rape being God's will as well as CT, MA, and several other states going blue. Bye bye Scott Brown, you dick. I warned you if you voted to end unemployment, it would back fire and it did as it recently came up as one of the top five reasons people were NOT voting for you. HA HA!

6)Hurricane Sandy- Damn this storm did some damage. It's not everyday you see sea life swimming in downtown Hoboken. On the plus side, the Jersey Shore house was destroyed so maybe God does have a sense of humor after all. I hope this storm will open the eyes of some out there like......

7)Global warming deniers- What more proof do we have to have that global warming is real? The storm intensified due to warmer than usual waters off the Atlantic Coast which is now 2 degrees warmer than it was a hundred years ago. That is a significant numbers. Plus, sea levels have risen 2 to 3 millimeters a year, the highest rate ever recorded. This has already flooded some wetlands and, as a result, causing storms like Sandy to do more damage. We can debate the reason why the world is getting warmer, but to say it isn't happening is to say the sky isn't blue or that more fat people seem to be riding scooters these days.  If you don't believe that climate change is real because Jesus told you differently, get one of your many guns and shoot yourself. Please. And maybe take the Koch brothers with you.

8)People who should have prepared for the storm but didn't- If anyone wants to see how fast this country would fall apart if basic services get cut off, look no further than some rampant stupidity during the latest Hurricane. We saw a few deaths from idiocy, like the woman who fled Staten Island at 6:15 Monday night when her house flooded. She unbelievably drove toward the water which swamped her car and killed her two boys. WHY WAS SHE STILL THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? What part of mandatory evacuation did you not understand? Several people died from not heeding warnings to leave. A special fuck you goes to the mayor of Atlantic City for telling people to stay put, in direct contrast to the governor's warning to get out of harms way.

And then we had people afterward screaming about how they had no food or water. You were given plenty of time to stock up on food, fuel and the like which it appears most of you did nothing. Long lines formed after the hurricane for people seeking gas which begs the question: WHY? Did you not get a week's supply before hand like you should have? And you had no food after just a few days? How fat are you people?

In CT, power crews had to stop getting lights back on in Bridgeport after they were attacked by people that had no lights for a couple of days and were PISSED about it. Chill. When I was a kid, we lost power all the time, for weeks on occasion after Hurricane Gloria and I don't remember that same level of vitriol. We had plenty of food and water saved up and made the best of it. Today's groups seem ready to kill each other for a Twinkie. If civilization ends, this disaster shows a vast majority of us are woefully unprepared.

9)Old People- I have HAD it with a majority of this countries elderly who seem to have taken stupid pills at birth and have been reupping the dose ever since. First, the GOP is NOT the same party from even twenty years ago. They are fascist bastards bent on destroying everyone's livelihood, INCLUDING YOURS. What part of they want to get rid of Medicare and Social Security are you dumb asses not getting? How self destructive are you to vote in people who destroyed our economy and plan to do the exact same things that got us into the mess we were in four years ago? Why are you voting for people like Michelle Bachmann, Allen West, Scott Desjardins and a host of others who should never be in office? Why are you screaming into cameras that Obama is going to take your guns away when he has done no such thing as president while conveniently forgetting that Bush was horrible with gun rights? Because, old people are borderline mentally challenged when it comes to anything resembling commons sense. They have pillaged this country and sent us the check for their misdealings. Fuck em.

The good news is that this level of stupidity usually means a death of equal proportion and Hurricane Sandy provided it. A majority of those killed during the super storm were elderly morons who can't fathom the words "GET OUT." At least a dozen of those killed on Staten Island were 55 or older, a dozen or so in the Rockaway Beach area, and a few on Coney Island and Queens. Anyone still on Staten Island or Rockaway Beach was in a mandatory evacuation zone.  At least six of those killed in the former were living six blocks or less from the water. Almost all the elderly who died, drowned.

So if old people are too dumb to know when to get the hell out of a danger zone, what makes us so sure they are voting any better? They aren't. I thought old people were supposed to be full of wisdom from a long life? Not today's old people who are literally too stupid to live. So congratulations to America's elderly, you are indeed douchebags of the week.

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